That's Classy, Darling

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

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mrkate:

Joey @joeyzehr ordered P90X and Winston is really getting into it (Taken with instagram)

mrkate:

Joey @joeyzehr ordered P90X and Winston is really getting into it (Taken with instagram)

“Such I was, from eight to eight and twenty; and such I might still have been but for you, dearest, loveliest Elizabeth! What do I not owe you! You taught me a lesson, hard indeed at first, but most advantageous. By you, I was properly humbled. I came to you without a doubt of my reception. You showed me how insufficient were all my pretensions to please a woman worthy of being pleased.”

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